|Hi. I'm Nathan. I'm sarcastic and I draw things.|
I'm married to grr_argh, we have two cats (Clarice Starling and Adam West), a dog (Angel [No Last Name Given]), and a baby on the way (
If everything below doesn't frighten you off, I'd say we can be friends. These all pretty well summarize me better than words can.
tall and boney boy
you run shrieking from the sun
the dark is your friend.
--(by: The other Liz)
Below is my unoffical family tree. It's a random inside joke, but it's funny to watch the lines do weird things. It's unofficial because it's ever changing. Do tell me if you want to be on it. I'll gladly add you!
As it's a little perplexing, here is a text version:
-Sara is married to Whitney. They had a child: Nathan (me).
-Nathan married Dominique and Dominique married Melissa. Melissa is NOT married to Nathan.
-Nathan and Dominique had three children: Cox, Adam, and Amy.
-Nathan and Sara had an affair. They had a child: Emily.
-Emily and Nathan had an affair. They had a child: Liz.
-Liz and Nathan got "married." They had a child: Steph.
-Liz and Meg got married.
-Steph and Emily got married.
-Meg and Emily had an affair.
-Liz and Jean had an affair.
-Jean and Emily had an affair.
Confused? Good. Summary: my friends and I are freaks.